This conversation was shouted between my mom from the Study and my dad in his Bedroom:
Mom: Mike, did you hear about what just happened in the Olympics?
Dad: No, what happened?
Mom: A luger died!
Dad: Whaaaaat?
Mom: A luger died!
Dad: A loser?
Mom: No, A luger!
(about 30 seconds of silence).
Dad: Why was he a loser?
Mom: Nevermind.
I saw an awful, grainy, bootleg version of Mel Gibson's "Edge of Darkness" last night. Oddly enough, obtaining and watching this film illegally was the first mitzvah I've been a part of since I went to Israel when I was thirteen.
To further my attempts at getting back in Hashem's good graces, and also to save you your time and money, I'm going by spoiling the ending for you.
At the tail end of a convoluted and overcomplicated conspiracy theory involving national security and nuclear weaponry, Mel's character is inadvertently subjected to thallium poisoning by his long-lost daughter, who has become extremely ill after drinking radioactive milk. The effects are quick and severe, as Mel is abruptly rendered speechless by his illness.
...I bet Mel wishes he drank some of that radioactive milk back in 2006.
How you like me now, sugar tits?
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